Come on, we all know Erik would be that asshole who wears sunglasses inside. And rolls Charles’ wheelchair down the stairs for the laughs. And then Charles would steal his sunglasses and use his mind powers to make Erik jump down the stairs.
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
twelve year old Daniel Radcliffe shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet